Oppo Education: know your car

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
11/06/2014 at 09:15 • Filed to: None

Today you learn something

Mattbob > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/06/2014 at 09:17

I think the sparkwomb on my jeep is going. Either that or the St. Johns twist is loose.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/06/2014 at 09:17

What if our car doesn't have a spindlewhip crosspole, but has a screwcrank twistpopper and push-pull wobblesticks?

twochevrons > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/06/2014 at 09:20

"Crunchstick" is right up there with "oblong chrome nipple with five on it".

I've heard St. John's wort improves the mood of the twist, and can tighten that right up.

They forgot to label the doohickey and the thingamabob!

claramag, Mustaco Master > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/06/2014 at 09:28

Kinja'd!!!

Need to pick me up some elbow grease and photon chucker fluid

Yes, there is room for more!

I can't envision a world in which Ponyhans of Buy My Volvo didn't make this.

yamahog > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/06/2014 at 09:33

Know your hedgehogs, too!

Kinja'd!!!

Probably best to mark the whizbanger and the "you know, that thing!" as well.

And the gas hole.

Mattbob > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/06/2014 at 09:39

I'll have to sprinkle it vigorously a about the gobox compartment.

Then it will probably throw a push pull bangy stick through the in out breather juice nexus fuser at some point.

and 100 more > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/06/2014 at 10:15

I need more opportunities to use the phrase "photon chuckers" in my life.

that's your failing!

and 100 more > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/06/2014 at 10:21

One of many, yes.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/06/2014 at 10:21

I was referring to the screwcrank twistpopper that re-yankpoints the doughnut balloons or forward mount spinloops, not the screwsuck zoomsquisher.

crowmolly > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/06/2014 at 10:30

Well, some cars don't have a crunchstick, rather they have a turbo encabulator.

Rustamino > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/06/2014 at 10:33

Replace Crunchstick with EZ Mode for most American cars these days... :(

You have a screwcrank twistpopper? You lucky bastard.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/06/2014 at 12:09

Kinja'd!!!

Well, it's not a goo-squirted help-yanker screwcrank twistpopper. Just a hands-wound one.